I don't drink much and I smoke very little. I guess my only bad habit is robbing banks. Now you see, fellas, I ain't such a bad guy at heart.

We're having too good a time today. We ain't thinking about tomorrow.

Never trust a woman or an automatic weapon.

You can get more with a simple prayer and a Thompson sub-machinegun than you can with a simple prayer alone.

My buddies wanted to be firemen, farmers or policemen, something like that. Not me, I just wanted to steal people's money!

A jail is just like a nutshell with a worm in it, the worm will always get out.

All my life I wanted to be a bank robber. Carry a gun and wear a mask. Now that it's happened I guess I'm just about the best bank robber they ever had. And I sure am happy.

I rob banks for a living. What do you do?

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

Lie down on the floor and keep calm.

When we are right, we earn. When we are wrong, we learn.

The right word at the right time helps you make sense of the world. It helps, but sometimes not a lot.

How can one maintain a theological confidence in what one claims to be _true_ while acknowledging the existence of multiple religions that also claim to be _true_?

Part of the beauty of fiction is that we come alive in a body that we don't own.

Inertia is comforting, and Americans will be extremely reluctant to make any change that might affect their high standard of living.

The message of the Bible is not about God in Heaven who wants to take from you. It's about God who wants to give to you.

Though the day of my Destiny 's over, And the star of my Fate hath declined, Thy soft heart refused to discover The faults which so many could find.

And anyone who thinks they can talk about quantum theory without feeling dizzy hasn't yet understood the first thing about it.

Discipline is the mark of intelligent living.

Part of leadership (a big part of it actually) is the ability to stick with the dream for a long time.