I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.

The man in our society is the breadwinner; the woman has enough to do as the homemaker, wife and mother.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Kindness suits you.""Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

Dark hair on a white pillow, an ache inside, his face a reflection in her eye.

I think the materialist conception of history is valid.

It may seem draconian, but the best recommendation I can make is to completely avoid grains.

I'm a huge Kevin Youkilis fan.

Every day the choice is presented to us, to live up to the spirit that is in us, or deny it.

Most writers flinch at the thought of being completely honest about themselves. So absolute honesty is what marks the true modern.

Heroes do not easily tolerate the company of other heroes.

Song is the licensed medium for bawling in public things too silly or sacred to be uttered in ordinary speech.

When you get to a higher level of consciousness, though, when you get into a spiritual approach to life, you are not trying to get someplace else...