I don't eat chicken abortions!

Give a girl a boyfriend and she becomes a total expert on relationships

You know you love me. Xoxo, GossipGirl.

the garbage cans and mailboxes on the sidewalk would stay the same, but the people would be just a beautiful blur of motion.

Open the fridge and put My heart on a plate. I'm just as you left me, and I taste even better leftover.

And who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell...You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl

You can't make people love you but you can make them fear you

Just because we can't be together doesn't mean I don't love you

Recently my publicist asked me for a college photo, and I realize how chubby I looked. I know this sounds totally shallow, but my advice is don't fall prey to the freshmen fifteen!

Destiny is for losers. It's just a lame excuse for letting things happen to you instead of making them happen.

...don't act like I didn't for you. I did. Hard. And for a long time. So please, forgive me if now that we're over, I'm exhausted.

You can give illness to her body but you can't take the gypsy out of that girl.

It may seem strange that one with whom I had held so little communion should have so engrossed my thoughts, but benefits conferred awaken love in some minds, as surely as benefits received in others.

The lives of many reflect the practices and standards of this present world . . . they are more interested in imitating the world system dominated by Satan than in imitating Christ.

We do not live by justice, but by grace.

Today I don't want to live for, I want to live.

Sometimes I can feel my bones straining under the weight of all the lives I'm not living.

We ended up moving out to Texas. We live outside of Austin. We've got a couple horses, we've got three miniature donkeys, we've got four dogs. Miniature donkeys are very warm, loving animals.

Capture a shadow, dance with the wind, stand in a rainbow, begin at the end.

I stick my finger into existence.. it smells of nothing. Where am I? Who am I? What is this thing called the world? What does this word mean?

Sometimes there is a 36-piece orchestra going off in my stomach.