I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.

I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!

so this crow comes and it starts quacking at us.

I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain.

After Congress passed SJ Res 34, we are no longer merely battling a cyber-kinetic war on all fronts, we are now in a state of perpetual cyber-kinetic-meta war, and there will be no end.

There is no such thing as failure

Even a grain of sand united with an oyster can make a pearl.

Whatever you've accomplished, there's always more to experience.

We're not going to think about what's happened in the past.

My instincts are always against people who want to fasten some sort of hegemony onto things

To be truly happy and contented, you must let go of what it means to be happy or content.

If you want to call me an activist attorney general, I will proudly accept that label.

I just wanna make the world dance, forget about the price tags.

If you want to be happy, practise it every day