I don't eat sugary cereal.

I learned the hula, so now I know how to shake my booty Hawaiian style.

When life gives you lemons, get tequila and salt.

I didn't know people had that much water in them!

I just wanted to sing on TV.

I like singing in the street, so if you saw a little Indian kid walking on the street singing loudly, that was probably me.

Thank you! Welcome to the Universe of Sanjaya!

How can you look at this and not see it as the symbol for the self-referencing nature of progressive evolution.

I can't tell you. I would say that if I did, I would have to kill you, but that wouldn't be polite.

I hope she saw the passion, and no need to tell Mark Anthony about it.

I would have Simon Cowell sing 'Shiny Happy People' by R.E.M. just to show his true personality.

It isn't about being or not being dead, it's about what you leave behind

I don't have time to complain. I'm going to press on.

My whole life, I never spoke a single-word.

When you come to see a picture of mine, I want you to know that I'm not going to do anything that will make you uncomfortable. I want you to know that you won't be disappointed in me.

My parents are divorced, and that was the last thing I wanted for myself. I waited until I was 36 to propose, and I'm really proud of that.

You go back and look at things like Civil War, World War II, Vietnam, a lot of people dying in state-sponsored arm conflict

Personal desire, age, and my health do not allow me to personally have a role in running the country [i.e. Iran] after the fall of the current system [of the Shah].

I know the coaches definitely trust me and my ability to throw the football.

I don't just sit down and write all day, or the songs would be weird or stupid. They would be about different stupid thoughts that I go through.

Lets build a monument for the veto. Lets build a monument for impotence and incapacity.