I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.

You offer a sincere compliment on a great mustache and suddenly she's not your friend.

Money can't buy poverty.

Hookers have to deliver on their promise... unlike politicians.

Could be worse... Could be raining

Too old to die young, and too young to grow up.

Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.

I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.

I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.

He made us laugh, he took my pain away. I love you, Lauretta.

I want to be humbled. I want to meet people more messed up than I am. I want to get lost and come out the other end having no idea who I am.

Be perceptive.Be progressive.Be proactive.Be productive.

For me, God and Jesus and the Holy Spirit have always been my closest friends in this journey.

Many things that I have accomplished in my life were not because I knew they would make me happy, but because it made my enemies unhappy.

I had a very strong desire to carry out adventures, but in those early days I didn't actually do any. I just dreamt about it.

It is incredible how rich you can get by not being perfect

The meaning of economic freedom is this: that the individual is in a position to choose the way in which he wants to integrate himself into the totality of society.

I feel very fortunate that I played for the four organizations I did.

My fans want me to talk to them. And even if they want to be critical, I want to hear what they've got to say.

As I have got older and become a father, there's less and less time for films.