I don't enjoy lettering very much, but that's the way I write and that belongs in the strip because the strip is a reflection of me.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

Get black on white.

Feast or famine. My plate is suddenly full.

Just to prove that even the silliest idea can be pursued to its illogical conclusion, Legal Realism spawned Critical Legal Studies.

If I were to run around the world playing just the cello concertos - and believe me, I love playing them - I would be counting my entire repertoire from year to year on my two hands.

Today I love myself as I love my god: who could charge me with a sin today? I know only sins against my god; but who knows my god?

Let a slight snow come and cover the earth, and the tracks of men will show how little the woods and fields are frequented.

Science, my lad, has been built upon many errors; but they are errors which it was good to fall into, for they led to the truth.

Memory whispers someplace in that jumbled machinery.

If others had not been foolish, we should be so.

Though authority be a stubborn bear, yet he is oft let by the nose with gold.