I don't even have any good skills. You know like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills. Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!

Build a rocket ship and leave the earth!

Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

Skaters are very much like peacocks.

I never read a self-help book except for the Bible.

I know at some point I would like to take on more dramatic roles.

I relate to most of the characters I play, because I do feel like an outsider.

I think so much of the look, obviously including wardrobe, but the hair is a huge thing because it's basically the frame for your eyes and that's the window to your soul is what they say.

I always love messing with my own hair as much as I can; I don't normally like to wear wigs.

I loved my childhood. They had the coolest toys back then. Star Wars, Transformers, laser-tag gun sets. Toy companies have really gone downhill.

I had no plans of any destination. I wish to flow like a river.

The story it told was unremarkable: a tale of love found and lost- the oldest story in the world. The only story.

Science is a satisfactory curiosity.

Those who have easy cheerful attitudes tend to be happier than those with less pleasant temperaments regardless of money "making it " or success.

Doing everything with one arm, being well-known, and having a book and a movie, it's fairly abnormal. As far as just not having to worry about past experiences, I've healed very well.

All life is a blur of Republicans and meat.

You think I'm pretty Without any make-up on You think I'm funny When I tell the punch line wrong I know you get me So I'll let my walls come down, down.

All right, then, I'll say it: Dante makes me sick.

Working hard is not always fun - that's why it is called work.

Our society, including the liberals, must understand that there must be order.