I don't even know how I ended up with the woman that I'm with!

I think any man over 250 pounds rollerblading is instant hilarity. There's nothing funnier than a giant, grown man rollerblading.

I like to do 'Garfield Mondays': lasagna and napping in a box.

I don't have any delusions. I don't think I would make it through Navy SEAL training.

If you wait for things to be perfect you'll just miss out on life.

As an actor it's always easier to shave or cut your hair for a role, but it's hard to put fake hair on or grow hair for a role.

Being in good physical shape is the best way to combat depression. You just have endorphins running around your body. It is the best anti-depressive that there is.

Just be comfortable with who you are.

It's really nice to have someone who's intelligent and articulate to talk to about what you're doing, because it's a big part of who we are.

I have a lot of plants and fish and a pet lizard and Venus flytraps. I have a whole ecosystem in my room, like a running waterfall and different lights and sensors set on digital timers.

You can pour melted ice cream on regular ice cream. It's like a sauce!

They were the sisterhood: their mothers at a younger age.

Shining with craving, his emerald gaze penetrated her soul. "I desire you so much". His whisper melted her heart. His soft touch set her ablaze.

To call the Form [of the Good] eternal is misleading: that something lasts forever does not render it any the better, any more than long-enduring whiteness is whiter than ephemeral whiteness.

Poetry consists in a rhyming dictionary and things seen.

Often I must speak otherwise than I think. This is called diplomacy.

Schooling after the second grade plays only a minor role in creating or reducing gaps.

That’s Ash’s baby. (Kyrian) Lucy, you got some ‘splaining to do. (Wulf)

I suppose if I gave myself the chance I could be an alcoholic.

Power is not happiness.

A true man does not only stand up for himself, he stands up for those that do not have the ability to.