I don't even know what street Canada is on.

Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have four quarters than one hundred pennies.

A smile can get you far, but a smile with a gun can get you further.

In this life all that I have is my word and my balls and I do not break them for nobody.

I would rather be rich affluent and greedy and go to hell when I die, than live in poverty on this earth.

Some call it bootlegging. Some call it racketeering. I call it a business.

I have spent the best years of my life giving people the lighter pleasures, helping them have a good time, and all I get is abuse, the existence of a hunted man.

I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.

Hell must be a pretty swell spot, because the guys that invented religion have sure been trying hard to keep everybody else out.

You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun.

You accomplish more with a smile, a handshake, and a gun than you do with just a smile and a handshake.

...the kind of weather that reminds you after a long winter that while the world wasn't built for humans, we were built for the world.

There is a difference between what you want, and what you need.

Happiness is dealing with setbacks with more grace, understanding and acceptance

Facts and particulars annoy me.

I know that people think I'm a party king; but, face it, if I finished the bottle every time I took a drink, I wouldn't be able to do the aerials I do onstage.

When I was in elementary school, the coach of our school (soccer) team personally unearthed my talents.

The goal of the work is always for it to come across as original material, as transformative material.

In the spiritual search doubt is beneficial, a closed mind is not. Doubt used wisely assists enlightenment; a closed mind assists ignorance.

The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy

I should have done target practice.