I don't even like holding them. Whenever I hold a gun, I want to get it out of my hand as quick as possible.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

It is better to seek purity than the pleasure of sin.

The President should be focused on making the lives of Americans better. It's what he promised. It's what the country needs.

Pure water is the best gifts a man can bring. But who am I that I should have the best of anything? Let princes revel at the pump, let peers with ponds make free, ...beer is good enough for me.

It has been said by a certain general, that the first object in the establishment of an army ought to be making provision for the belly, that being the basis and foundation of all operations.

In a world that has REALLY been turned on its head, truth is a moment of falsehood.

...there is no evidence that casual exposure to secondhand smoke has any impact on your life expectancy.

The little stations are very proud because the expresses have to pass them by.

At the Christmas party, the secretary with the long red hair ate three pickles, and four salesmen panicked.

When you are young, you often think that the world spins around you. You think you can do anything, can take the world on your shoulders.

When I'm on vacation here in the States, I can do all kinds of stuff; I can train and keep busy.