I don't feel like any of the things we're talking about are going to make the world end.

Last year people won more than one billion dollars playing poker. And casinos made twenty-seven billion just by being around those people.

Don't judge me. I made a lot of money.

Kids do have to learn that life is a humiliating charade of endless disappointment and tragedy ultimately culminating in pain, decay, and death. My parents used to sing me to sleep with that one.

I'm capable of living in the moment. And I'm especially capable of living in the moment of sitting on my sofa and watching other people's moments.

I dislike Ted Cruz as much as the next everyone. But that's no reason to be rude to Ted's loving wife and possible hostage.

There's a danger zone if you take yourself too seriously. It's a terrible trap to fall into. I think it's the death of comedy.

It's like you can't even go on the radio anymore and condemn a whole subset of people to hell without getting some blowback.

I continue to be very shy. I think a lot of actors and performers are really weird, shy people working it out onstage. I don't know why that is.

You don't want to be glib; you want to treat every story respectfully.

I grew up an only child, so I was so much more adult. My eldest daughter is 10, and I was so much more of an adult than she is. She just doesn't care for the real world. She's not interested.

You must passionately pursue your dreams for life.

I suspected you were tired of looking for things you should have found a long time ago. ~ Jared

The congresspersons who are co-sponsoring the bill are being beat up in their districts with negative advertising. We need to go to them and say we understand; we're here to help and on your side.

I don't want to be known as Gary Coleman's wife.

Anything that can be put in a nut shell should remain there.

You have to always be ready, always be alive, and always be willing to move in a new direction.

Only wimps use tape backup. Real men just upload their important stuff on ftp and let the rest of the world mirror it.

It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.

Music is always a part of my characters' make-up.

You've got every right to a beautiful life