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Henny Youngman Quotes: I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
         

I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.


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Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.



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