I don't get a chance to be funny with the thrillers. I like to be funny, and I think I am really funny. So with 'Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life', it was fun to let loose.

Good memories are like charms...Each is special. You collect them, one by one, until one day you look back and discover they make a long, colorful bracelet.

Your mind creates your reality. If you expect nothing, you open up the universe to give you options. If you expect the worst, you usually get it.

A friend of mine once defined love as finding someone you can talk to late into the night

Some poeple just don't have what it takes to appreciate a cookie.

Oh great. Yoda captured us.

Who, last time I'd checked, was still on our official archenemy list. (Yes, we have to keep a list. It's kind of sad.)

They call me, The Sharkalator

At that moment I had no mind to change, or not change, or throw against the nearest wall.

I had to give him props, but how annoying of him to be a hero when I was trying so hard to dislike him. It was downright selfish.

Gazzy: "Just Ten?" Angel: "No." Gazzy: "Five?" Angel: "No.

if the world go wrong, it was, in some off-hand manner, never meant to go right.

Your spiritual path isn't always just something you find, you started it the moment you took your first breath, and ever since you're been getting closer and closer to remembering who you truly are!

... a true servant of God is someone who helps another succeed.

It's getting harder and harder to know, when you find things on the Internet, what you can believe and what you can't.

But to proceed in this reconciling project with regard to the question of liberty and necessity; the most contentious question of metaphysics, the most contentious science.

I am what I am. A fighter.

Four hoarse blasts of a ship's whistle still raise the hair on my neck and set my feet to tapping.

All of us would like for everybody to be the kind of person we want them to be.

I do for one full hour non-stop of 2,000 sit ups and then 6 sets of leg rise.

Sometimes he sits at your feet looking into your face with an expression so gentle and caressing that the depth of his gaze startles you.