I don't get all choked up about yellow ribbons and American flags. I see them as symbols, and I leave them to the symbol-minded.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

I care more about the people in books than the people I see every day.

Memory is an illusion, nothing more. It is a fire that needs constant tending.

Not to be able to stop thinking is an affliction, but we don't realise this because almost everybody is suffering from it.

True love is love that stays constant for ever, whatever it's fortune; whether requited or scored, filled or sent empty away.

Complacency is almost always the product of success or perceived success

**** it, holler them across.

Affirmation literally means to validate or confirm. So when we think a thought over and over again, we are validating or confirming it as the truth.

Because of our unenlightenment, we do not know that what we do to others we ultimately do to ourselves.

We all have supernatural powers, but have not been educated on how to use them. That is why they are called SUPER-NATURAL. They are already super NATURAL to US!

We can no more enjoy life by hoping for a future result than we can enjoy music by waiting for the final note.