I don't get all the anger that is thrown at comedians.

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.

Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

So where does that leave me? I like hosting the show....It’s become my identity. If that’s gone, where am I?

With technology today, companies are less in control of their brand

God loves us NOT because we're lovable, because He is love. Not because He needs to receive, because He delights to give.

A writer is always observant, of course... You can take the kernel of something - part of it - and use it in a book.

Hip hop has evolved, thankfully. Kids are making music that is important to their lives and outlooks.

Individuals don't build great companies, teams do.

The first question in any interactive process with another is: now Who Am I, and Who Do I Want to Be, in relationship to that?

The President seems to extend executive privilege way out past the atmosphere. What he says is executive privilege is nothing but executive poppycock.

A dwarf can stand on a mountain, he's no taller.

We just wanted to build the best thing we could build