I don't get offered many dramatic roles. As soon as my face pops up in a movie, everyone knows I'm the funny guy.

People think that all cameramen do is point the camera at things, but it's a heck of a lot more complicated than that.

That's what keeps me up at three in the morning: Who's looking at reviews of Cabin Boy right now?

Somehow, by just continually pestering the general public by appearing on television, they accepted me and wanted more.

But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.

I was the class clown, but I was a reluctant class clown because I was always and still am somewhat embarrassed by performing. I have terrible stage fright, and I don't like being in front of people.

I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately.

I'm not a competitive person.

Freedom is the courage to live your dreams.

Of all the skills necessary for her work, what she was perhaps worst at was being polite to inanimate things.

Dont worry" Emma said "There are worse things than having your heart broken.""Like What?" Zoe asked skeptically."Never having it broken. Never giving in to love

I started cooking when I was about 10. I have memories like when I was 6 or 7 with my mom, and when I was 12 I started getting real serious about cooking.

When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.

Art is something given, not reproduced... the painter paints what he sees with his innermost senses, the expression of his being... for him every other impression becomes an inner expression.

It's not an idea until you write it down.

When I was 17, I was hyperactive and annoyed my teachers.

Jesus Christ was the biggest blight on the human race, he was. And all them socialists and communists - second rate Christianity.

Holy Communion is the shortest and safest way to heaven.