I don't go in for ancient wisdomI don't believe just 'cos ideas are tenacious it means they're worthy

Respect people with less power then you. I don’t care if you’re the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there.

Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.

It’s an incredibly exciting thing, this one, meaningless life of yours.

Love without evidence is stalking.

You know what they call alternative medicine that's been proved to work? - Medicine.

The day they discover yoga mats are carcinogenic will be the happiest day of my life.

It's the fine balance of caffeine and alcohol that bookends my days

Science is not a body of knowledge nor a system of belief; it is just a term which describes humankind’s incremental acquisition of understanding through observation. Science is awesome.

Define yourself by what you love.

I spend so much time hating (my body) but it never says a bad word about me

Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be real important and all that. The more pointless something is, the funnier it is, you know?

My health is the No. 1 concern and my longevity is the No. 1 concern.

We're seeing it the same way, we're hearing the same way, we have the same conception of the situation. And so, for all purposes, we are operating with a very similar perception.

You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising.

You can have more, be more and do more because you can change the person you are.

A man without an address is a vagabond; a man with two addresses is a libertine.

Everything that is superfluous overflows from the full bosom.

I have lots of friends. I mix with all sorts of people, of all generations.

There are two things at which most men are grieved: when their faults are exposed, and when their virtues are concealed.

In the time it takes you to understand a 14-year-old, he turns 15.