I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.

My parents were pretty lenient with me. But, they gave me morality while I was growing up. They taught me the difference between right and wrong.

The past is only the future with the lights on

Make yourself look really stupid so you don't feel bad doing something a little stupid.

The fact that music can induce Goosebumps draw a tear inspire and connect is one of my favorite parts of being human

I hate it when people try to act cool. I hope they all get gonorreah and die.

Farts and poop are still funny and will always be funny.

Life's too short to sit through songs you don't love.

Play music that means something to you. Make it happen for yourself.

A real punk is punk on the inside.

Antarctica is otherworldly, like nothing I've ever seen before. Stark, cold, beautiful desolation.

That is the whole trouble with being a heretic. One usually must think out everything for oneself.

We believe that the people are the source of all governmental power; that the authority of the people is to be extended, not restricted.

I used to smoke cigarettes, ten a day, but gave up when I was 28. Now my vice is several cups of coffee a day, which isn't great if you're prone to weak bones as I am, as caffeine can leach calcium.

What keeps us from abandoning ourselves entirely to one vice, often, is the fact that we have several.

Books make me feel safe. Books make me feel normal.

The brave man, the real hero, quakes with terror, sweats, feels his very bowels betray him, and in spite of this moves forward to do the act he dreads.

Just putting a computer in front of a student doesn't make education better.

I grew up in Houston, in a pretty urbane setting.

Go after what gives you goosebumps.