I don't have a lot of downtime.

As a matter of fact, I am an uncle. I have nine nephews and nieces. I'm not sure if they think I'm all that quick with a quip. But I'm quick with a spank.

I earned a black belt when I was in high school. And I did a lot of boxing and full contact karate in college.

You go into any doughnut shop and look at three cops having coffee, I guarantee I look like one of them.

I never had a month or so go by where I haven't had a job, but you always worry that someone will turn off the tap.

You know, I'm from the Midwest, man - that shapes my personality much more than having gone to Harvard.

Look, we're in the time of the anti-hero.

When I was in college I did a lot of comedy.

If you force yourself to smile, within a couple minutes, you feel happy.

I never had trouble getting an agent. I went out and got my first couple roles, and literally within six months I never had to have another job other than acting.

I play DEA, CIA, FBI, LAPD; I got 'em all.

A cup of tea at the ready and a jug of water will suffice just fine.

Sometimes, that mountain you've been climbing, is just a grain of sand.

Good women are rare too, none of them have come close

A lot of Irish people perform. They perform in drawing rooms. They sing songs and they play piano.

No parent ought to punish a child except with a view to the child's good. And in order to do good to a child through his punishment, a parent must religiously refrain from punishing him while angry.

Hateful, racist and ignorant remarks. When I hear people criticize without knowing the context, it makes me boil inside.

The world is slowly evolving into a place where the things that we have seen as being taboo are starting to open up a bit more.

I see this evident, that we willingly accord to piety only the services that flatter our passions.

You have time. Meaning don't use it, but pass through time in patience, waiting for something to come. Prepare for its arrival. Don't rush to meet it. Be a conduit.

I learned never to listen to acting teachers because they don't know what the hell they're talking about.