I don't have any jokes about my divorce or my ex-husband, who is a lovely person. It really is about how I was an idiot trying to push this guy to get married when I wasn't even sure if I wanted to.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

A prisoner should know that there are thousands of imprisoned freemen living in this world…jailed in their own society, handcuffed by duties..

If the shining sun blinds the eye, it makes sense. But to be blinded by gold and silver!

All you need is one thought and one word. When you learn how to connect them, you can do anything you like.

Wisdom consists in being able to distinguish among dangers and make a choice of the least harmful.

That's a very real feeling - that I don't have a story to tell. I'm not a pure storyteller. I have a tough time with story.

And even our present acres of death will someday bloom again.

Cuba will be able to move towards freedom and democracy once again.

I like heroes, and would like to be a hero myself. I suppose we all want that.

If you want the truth, I'll tell you the truth. Listen to the secret sound, the real sound, which is inside you.

I focus on things that are the highest value and do them perfectly.