I don't have hobbies; hobbies cost money. Interests are quite free.

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they’re cramming for their final exam.

I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Some people have no idea what they're doing, and a lot of them are really good at it.

All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another

Don’t just teach your children to read… Teach them to question what they read. Teach them to question everything.

In America, anyone can become president. That's the problem.

Those who dance are considered insane by those who cannot hear the music.

There is a planet named Pluto, but we don't have one named Goofy. Goofy would be a good name for this planet. It certainly qualifies.

You are the illness I will never cure. You are the poem I will never write. You are the thought I will never finish. You are the text I will never read.

If God ask you to do the impossible, do not look for who have never done it, look for the God of impossibilty. Any man that wants to defeat setbacks, must constantly look at his success.

Does my character hate Bree? Well, let's just put it this way. Bree hasn't seen the last of me. I gave that drunk gal a ride home a few episodes ago and she turned on me!

With stammering lips and insufficient sound I strive and struggle to deliver right the music of my nature.

No physical quantity can continue to change exponentially forever. Your job is delaying forever.

What is a child, monsieur, but the image of two beings, the fruit of two sentiments spontaneously blended?

Really showing love requires more than just words.

It may be taken for granted that, rash as the Americans are, when they are prudent there is good reason for it.

..and me holding this moment that was as fragile as a bird in my hands

I've read that same formula, but as an athlete I'm classified as phenomenal. You could look it up.