I don't have kids. Maybe that's kept me young. I have a wife for almost 50 years and she looks after me a little bit like I was seven years-old.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

Don't forget who your heroes are, what they mean to you, and why they mean that to you.

It's a lot of people that's tried to stop my grind, there's been a lot of hate, but even more love.

I think we should start a movement, and everyone should just start wearing metal pants to the airport.

The erogenous zone is always shifting, and it is the business of fashion to pursue it, without ever catching it up.

If you don't have faith, you have nothing.

Spurn not a seeming error, but dig below its surface for the truth.

You have to know what you're shooting. Don't just make your movie in the editing room and just get everything you can on the day.

Sleep lingers all our lifetime about our eyes, as night hovers all day in the boughs of the fir-tree.

I had neither expert aid nor advice. I studied no courses in writing; until a year or so ago, I never read a book by anybody advising writers how to write.

Obamacare can't work, folks. It just cannot.