I don't have maids or servants, and my husband and I love waking up early and going to the 24-hour supermarket when there is nobody else there.

If you want the rainbow you gotta put up with the rain.

The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

It's a good thing I was born a girl, otherwise I'd be a drag queen.

If you don't like the road you're walking, start paving another one.

A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey.

I'm on a seafood diet - I see food, I eat it.

I look just like the girls next door... if you happen to live next door to an amusement park.

We cannot direct the wind, but we can adjust the sails.

May all humankind find grace.

Friendship makes you feel as one with your friend.

No matter what you do, if you're trying to create something new, your environment has a massive impact on you.

I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.

I'm always conscious of the fact that I am part of a profession that is 80% permanently unemployed. So, to be working in any sense is to be privileged.

The increase of social wealth is not accompanied by a diminishing number of capitalist magnates, but by an increasing number of capitalists of all degrees.

A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.

Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do.

Accessibility drives traffic and growth in technology. That's a proven trend in technology.

Human Nature Baby, grab it and growl.