I don't have the confidence to pull off a moustache.

My only foray into anything stock-market-related was in my eighth grade social studies class. I have steered clear ever since.

I'm a bit of a nerd, and my extracurricular activity is nerd games.

I can juggle, not well... I can balance a broom on my chin. I can do very simple carny tricks, a little sleight of hand with cards and coins.

In college, my friend Melanie and I used to have weekly Jimmy Stewart viewings, and 'Harvey' seemed to make its way into the rotation an inordinate amount of times.

I'm a Joseph Abboud fan. I'm a Hugo Boss fan. I'm a Brooks Brothers fan. As far as suits go, those are my go-tos.

Gaming has been a great way to get to know people. That's part of what I love about games, that they are social.

The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.

I abhor 'baby talk.' I speak to kids like I would any other person, and they seem to respond to it.

I would like to ban people being allowed to text while in a crosswalk.

The 12 years that I was improvising are why I got the number of commercials I got when I was in New York and why I got The Devil Wears Prada, and its why I even got in the door for Mad Men.

He was a small, chubby little man with a perpetual air of sadness about him, making him look like a baby that has dropped its rattle.

I've written for the last 15 years on TV shows, but now I'm doing the new Charlie Sheen program, 'Anger Management.'

The butterfly in a caterpillar: the eagle in an egg; the saint in a selfish human being.

I never realised that to become a jockey you needed to be a horse first.

Every man stamps his value on himself... man is made great or small by his own will.

After all, is our idea of God anything more than personified incomprehensibility?

The art of stone in a Japanese garden is that of placement. Its ideal does not deviate from that of nature.

People who think of themselves as exiles, I find, can never really put their lives together, really.

When the need arises - and it does - you must be able to shoot your own dog. Don't farm it out — that doesn't make it nicer, it makes it worse.

You've got to make a conscious choice every day to shed the old - whatever "the old" means for you.