I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

Life is too short to worry about what others say about you. Have fun and give them something to talk about.

If you give up at the first sign of struggle, you're really not ready to be successful.

My goals are so high that I don't have time to relax, in any way shape or form.

The only time you should look back in life, is to see how far you have come.

Relationships are like farting, If you push too hard things could get messy real fast.

The day Rick Ross dives into the crowd, is the day we find out who his true fans are.

The best feeling in the world is seeing the benefits and rewards of hard work.

I think if someone gets kicked in the face it is their fault- they watched the foot come towards their face.

People who eat with their mouth open should be punched in the face.

Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about your problems. I think the world should keep laughing.

It takes strength and courage to admit the truth.

I'm my beloved's and my beloved is mine.

Nobody does nothing for nobody for naught.

Rich people, God bless us. We deserve all the opportunities to make sure our country and our blessings continue to the next generation.

Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.

When a man is attacked in print, it's usually for saying what he says; when a woman is attacked in print, it's often for being who she is.

The desire for hope and change is easily understandable. In many ways it's even more dramatic in Europe.

I certainly am interested in accessibility, clarity, and immediacy.

There are no fans more rabid or devoted than KISS fans. KISS fans are what all other fans are measured against. That's how it came to be known as the KISS Army.

We happily give up our freedom and our income in exchange for having someone else take responsibility for telling us what to do next.