I don't have to make a point. I'm George Bush. I'm the president. I built that arena, so I don't have to make a point.

The Big Cactus... because if you come too close, you're gonna get stuck.

I knew I was dog meat. Luckily, I'm the high-priced dog meat that everybody wants. I'm the good-quality dog meat. I'm the Alpo of the NBA.

They shot the ball well early. What comes out of the microwave hot doesn't always stay hot. I know, because I eat bagels in the morning.

The stats win nothing. I'm still sexy. I'm still great.

You know, I'm very photogenic.

No one calls me out, I'm from LSU.

I put a lot into it, and when I am done playing, I plan on going undercover and then being the sheriff or chief of police somewhere, either Miami or Orlando, I don't know yet.

I'm not going to try to go out there and outdo him. I don't have to try to outdo him, I'm Shaq.

This summer is going to be a different summer for a lot of people. Everyone is going to take care of their own business and everyone is going to do what's best for them, including me.

I'm going back to the old Shaq. I was normal last year - I was an earthling last summer. I had to go back to my alien roots.

I get this buzz every time I'm quoted online. The ego high... yes... but also a Google Alert.

The bump of ego on his skull had swollen large, so he saw the whole world in terms of what it could give him.

Being our best involves walking away from every situation with less than what we had when we encountered it because we left something behind in the exchange.

Everyone is dispensable but some are more dispensable than others.

Deliver thunder, God If you choose not to talk.

It [prejudice] is such a waste. It makes you logy and half-alive. It gives you nothing. It takes away.

Our generosity never should exceed our abilities.

Take my handkerchief, Scarlett. Never, at any crisis of your life, have I known you to have a handkerchief.

The greatest business people I've met are determined to get it right no matter what the cost.

I never photograph reality.