I don't immerse myself in the media narrative every day. I establish my own media narrative, and that's what I live.

If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation.

Poverty is not the root cause of crime.

Liberals attempt through judicial activism what they cannot win at the ballot box.

We're not sexists, we're chauvinists - we're male chauvinist pigs, and we're happy to be because we think that's what men were destined to be. We think that's what women want.

End results that work that don’t involve government threaten liberals.

You know why there's a Second Amendment? In case the government fails to follow the first one.

Styrofoam and plastic milk jugs are biodegradable! Do you know what isn't biodegradable? Paper!

I think cigars are just a tremendous addition to the enjoyment of life.

The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies.

In a country of children where the option is Santa Claus or work, what wins?

To strive to better oneself is natural and expected. To abandon oneself in an effort to attain a new self is foolish and unhealthy.

We took our food order to go, in greasy paper bags, and walked across Columbus Circle to Central Park. He helped me up the giant prehistoric-looking rock just off the playground.

We sit on the kitchen exchanging these diabolical outgrowths of overfertile minds.

It is to hope, though hope were lost.

suppose Life is an old man carrying flowers on his head.

How rude would I be, walking around and saying: 'Hello. I'm Eleanor Mondale. My father was vice president of the United States. Treat me differently.

Obviously I pray every day there's less casualty.

It's quite nice to have a bit more color on the lips during wintertime. And it's festive, isn't it?

Ive loved this job. It is my intention to stay as the Mayor

Awake, my Little ones, and fill the Cup Before Life's Liquor in its Cup be dry.