I don't intentionally spoil my grandkids. It's just that correcting them often takes more energy than I have left.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

You will know who wants you to succeed by the way they see the good in you before they ever see your flaws.

The thoughts of Man build future worlds, whilst the emotions of the Fey build up this, our Natural World.

Every arrow that flies feels the pull of the earth.

Of all the things I miss the thing I miss the most is my mind.

So long as men worship the Caesars and Napoleons, Caesars and Napoleons will duly arise and make them miserable.

Some people have a gift for stupidity, an almost mystic ability to withstand any form of logic.

I'm not a stunt man. I'm not a dare devil...I'm an explorer.

It is very possible that I could have ended up on 80 acres of land by myself, and fallen in love at a distance with a gorgeous woman I could never have been with.

Thou knowest not the endless artifices of a court. Invented crimes are often there alleged; but real ones, and those especially, which may offend his pride, are oftentimes not to a king divulged.

I humbly do beseech of your pardon, For too much loving you