I don't invest in the stock market, but I have pension funds - some in America and the UK.

I believe in the separation of church and planet.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will make me go in a corner and cry by myself for hours.

A lot has been said about politics; some of it complimentary, but most of it accurate

Learn to trust yourself. That's very vital. ... Just stand with yourself. Remember, in his lifetime, Van Gogh sold only two paintings. I personally sold even fewer.

Life doesn't make any sense, and we all pretend it does. Comedy's job is to point out that it doesn't make sense, and that it doesn't make much difference anyway.

Life is a comedy when watching and a tragedy when experiencing. I try and share anything I have.

Life took over 4 billion years to evolve into you, and you've about 70 more years to enjoy it. Don't just pursue happiness, catch it.

Never do things for money. It's always the things you do for love that turn out to pay the best.

Life has a very simple plot: first you're here and then you're not.

I've got soggy thighs. It must be dinner time.

Resilient communities relied on informal networks of deep trust to contend with and heal disruption.

When you see things through your heart, there is no right or wrong, true or false, only there is love to share.

What humans do over the next 50 years will determine the fate of all life on the planet.

We'll get material in there and all of a sudden I'll switch the material around or the order of the show.

I don't go around thinking of myself as a great anything.

Waiting is far more difficult than doing.

My dad's cool with that kind of stuff. He always wanted me to do my best. I'm quite dyslexic in school. My dad let me figure out what I wanted to do on my own. My parents never really lecture me.

My tunnel vision allows me to have a longer work day than most writers. I'm thankful for that.

To jazz, or not to jazz, there is no question!

You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.