I don't keep my books around... they would embarrass me. When I finish writing my books, I kick them in the belly, and have done with them.

The purpose of art is to console and amuse—myself, and, I hope, others.

Caviar is to dining what a sable coat is to a girl in evening dress.

Actually, the true gourmet, like the true artist, is one of the unhappiest creatures existent. His trouble comes from so seldom finding what he constantly seeks: perfection.

For gypsies do not like to stay - They only come to go away.

It's always wonderful when something altogether wrong ends right, without the help of either religion or the police.

In an old house in Paris that was covered with vines 74 lived twelve little girls in two straight lines.

Only one who has known how troubled life can be, has a real appreciation of it when it is good

For gypsies do not like to stay -They only come to go away.

The biggest milestone in a relationship is when you can fart in front of each other freely and loudly. Without judgements

KIM: It means something, and when I do it, I don’t want to wake up in the morning, wishing I’d not done it.

The implementation of autonomous driving needs a whole new rethinking. To really make it an attribute for society, we really need to think differently about where and when and how we implement this.

What makes 'good tape'? That is the question that has consumed my life for the past 20 years, and I have an answer for you

For a healthy alternative to buffalo wings, slide the bone of a human finger into a block of tofu and bake.

We have the freedom to pray and the freedom to love the God of our heart. And we have been forgiven by the only one who could condemn us. We are truly free.

Aren't rumors great. Anyone can start them. They're a wonderful way to put out feelers. It's like getting the benefits of a publicist without paying one.

I like Pirate's Booty. Prunes and olives, too. I love hummus. I can eat that until I die. I tend to eat mostly organic food.

Robert Gober, for example. He doesn't seem like somebody who is just going to show in a gallery that asks him to show. He's just making his work, and when he's ready, he's going to show it.

There’s a bit of hidden magic in every mistake. The magic is called learning.