I don't know. Your the Jedi Master, you figure it out.

Luck consists largely of hanging on by your fingernails until things start to go your way.

The difference between tragedy and comedy: Tragedy is something awful happening to somebody else, while comedy is something awful happening to somebody else.

If you hack the Vatican server, have you tampered in God's domain?

There are two types of people in the world, and I'm one of them.

Lawyers are the first refuge of the incompetent.

Feminism is sort of like God. Many people profess to believe in it, but no one seems to be able to define it to everyone's satisfaction.

Sometimes to heal, you must first get hurt.

Life is like an analogy.

Rogue Squadron doesn't run. Unless we really, really have to.

No, they can't. They can't be Luke Skywalker.

Believe me I do understand and I am disgusted by the idea that we should aim for any less for a child from a poor background than a rich one.

Adoption isn't just a childhood experience, it's a life-long experience.

Asking for and receiving help is a way to prime the pump of generosity.

At least with zombies I know my enemy and I know what to do: Aim and shoot. It's not so easy with people.

Ever since I was four years old, I loved making people smile, making them think, making them feel good, feel some kind of emotion.

I dread karaoke. I hate karaoke. I can't sing - that is why.

There is always the risk: something is good and good and good and good, then all at once it gets awkward.

Guys are kind of retarded until they're about 30.

I don't have a favorite place to play.

The rewards of dancing are very different from choreographing.