I don't know about you, but I practice a disorganized religion. I belong to an unholy disorder. We call ourselves "Our Lady of the Perpetual Astonishment

There is a tragic flaw in our precious constitution, and I don't know what can be done to fix it. This is it: Only nut cases want to be president.

Beware of the man who works hard to learn something, learns it, and finds himself no wiser than before.

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college.

Being a Humanist means trying to behave decently without expectation of rewards or punishment after you are dead.

One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.

A purpose of human life, no matter who is controlling it, is to love whoever is around to be loved.

Here we are, trapped in the amber of the moment. There is no why.

Music is, to me, proof of the existence of God. It is so extraordinarily full of magic, and in tough times of my life I can listen to music and it makes such a difference.

Another flaw in the human character is that everybody wants to build and nobody wants to do maintenance.

We have to continually be jumping off cliffs and developing our wings on the way down.

We never realize just how many other lives we can help when their paths cross our own.

I don't know what your destiny will be, but one thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who have sought and found how to serve.

Be fearless to live life.

People are more willing to change based on their perceived insecurities than by an attack on their beliefs.

There is no sense of ease like the ease we felt in those scenes where we were born.

Alex loved books. He was the one who first introduced me to poetry. That's another reason I can't read anymore.

A direful death indeed they had That would put any parent mad But she was more than usual calm She did not give a singel dam.

The movies were custard compared to politics.

Give a man a soccer ball, he plays for a moment. Teach a man to play soccer, he plays for a life time.

A little style is a good thing, but you can’t trust a person who won’t be ugly in front of you.