I don’t know any redneck that’s not into fun. That’s their middle name: Red-Fun-Neck.

Extraordinary people survive under the most terrible circumstances and they become more extraordinary because of it.

I have a zero tolerance for sanctimonious morons who try to scare people.

Globalisation will make our societies more creative and prosperous, but also more vulnerable.

When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.

The founding document of the United States of America acknowledges the Lordship of Jesus Christ because we are a Christian nation.

If we get the capabilities, NATO, along with the European Union, can do amazing things.

You fog the mind, you stir the soul.

Devolution will kill Nationalism stone dead.

Crawfish have ding dongs and vaginas.

Women with whiskers... its a bummer.

An inspirational writer's life is an open book that never shuts. Choose your words carefully.

How should an artist begin to do his work as an artist? I would insist that he begin his work as an artist by setting out to make a work of art.

If you want your children to be smart, tell them stories. If you want them to be really smart, tell them more stories. If you want your children to be brilliant, tell them even more stories.

Today, we see ISIS dwindling. We see that terrorist organization, with all their bravado, losing their territory and going back from a proto-state to an underground terrorist organization.

It's true, I do like cheering people up.

If I had stayed for other people to make my tools and things for me, I had never made anything.

There's always some generational-guys-hanging-out movie that is made every few years, I think, and some of them are great.

It is better to try something and fail than to try nothing and succeed. The result may be the same, but you won't be. We always grow more through defeats than victories.

I have a range, and I'd much rather do things the nice way than the hard way, but sometimes you have to use all the tools at your disposal.

I would literally do anything for Richard Curtis. Anything.