I don't know anything about computers.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

A baby’s laughter is the sweetest music that touches every heart.

Idols must never be touched: the gilt will come off on our hands.

I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.

And then the wren gan scippen and to daunce.

We are in favor of tolerance, but it is a very difficult thing to tolerate the intolerant and impossible to tolerate the intolerable.

When we choose only love as the director of our mind we can experience the power and miracle of love.

Second by second you lose the opportunity to become the person you want to be. Take charge of your life.

I want to know." His words are a whisper, barely audible. "I want to know with you.

Words fashioned with somewhat over precise diction are like shapes turned out by a cookie cutter.

Assuming that just because you can hear you can listen is like assuming that just because you can see you can read.