I don't know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you've taken a pill out?

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.

Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you're climbing it.

If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.

Being kind is more important than being right.

I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran.

I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting.

Everyone starts out being an atheist. No one is born with belief in anything. Infants are atheists until they are indoctrinated.

People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe.

Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.

May God have mercy on your soul! from Annabelle, as far as now the film reminds for Chucky.

If it was bliss to be alive, to hunt was rapture.

The United States government, in figuring our gross national product, defines 'durable goods' as anything that will last three years.

My songs are my hookers. I can't worry about how they are going to be treated; they just need to bring home the bacon.

Intelligence takes chances with limited data in an arena where mistakes are not only possible but also necessary.

Art is not so much talent as character… it's what you are, the qualities of the person.

God will help you be all you can be, but he will never let you be successful at becoming someone else.

One cannot reach Truth by untruthfulness. Truthful conduct alone can reach truth.

To me there is nothing that goes against nature. If it seems incomprehensible, its only because we havent been able to understand it yet.

One of my earliest memories is of being about three and a half, climbing through the legs of a man who I didn't know was the famous actor, Patrick Magee.