I don't know how I got involved in 'Celebrity Wife Swap.' It came from my agent Hugh. He got the opportunity for me.

Fear is the dark room where the Devil develops his negatives.

Don't tell me what I'm not doing when I'm doing what you don't think I'm doing!

Drinking your own blood is the paradigm of recycling.

Relationship. R-E-L-A-T-I-O-N-S-H-I-P means this: Really exciting love affair turns into overwhelming nightmare. Sobriety hangs in peril.

I'll tell you this: You have to remember to chase and catch your dreams, because if you don't, your imagination will live in empty spaces, and that's nowhere land.

My dark side, my shadow, my lower companion is now in the back room blowing up balloons for kids' parties.

Five parts of my brain contain alien power, whatever I do or say cannot be denied on the intergalactic highway of existence.

There has got to be more to life than being a really, really, ridiculously good actor.

If you take shortcuts, you get cut short.

I've been told by doctors and surgeons that I have the energy of ten men who have normal jobs.

Human life, its growth, its hopes, fears, loves, et cetera, are the result of accidents

I learned how to get in shape without getting certain muscles too big that make you look like a meathead.

She switched from ecstasy to embarrassment at about Mach five.

As soon as I walk out that door, you're gonna decide you want me back. You might even tell yourself that you're in love with me. But you're not. You never will be.

Millions of citizens are deeply disturbed that the military-industrial complex too often shapes national policy, but they do not want to be considered unpatriotic.

...whoever you are, not matter how lonely the world offers itself to your imagination, calls to you like the wild geese, harsh & exciting - over & over announcing your place in the family of things.

It is easier to write an indifferent poem than to understand a good one.

I've worked with a lot of characters that are unhinged. I've played characters that are unhinged. That's, like, my job.

There are hundreds of Canadian communities that have given more thought to hiring their rink manager than they have to electing their member of Parliament.

He who has never denied himself for the sake of giving has but glanced at the joys of charity.