I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards.

If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

I just want to do cool stuff.

Once I found out how much an Off-Off-Broadway actor makes, I was whoring myself out the next day.

I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling.

I have a wife and two daughters; people who depend on me. Everything is more important than it was when I was 20. But now I'm like, "Eh, I made it this far."

I want to manufacture a feud.

If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.

I get all of my comedy from CNN.

I don't like gadgets for their own sake. I like gadgets that are tools. And I like simple gadgets that do one thing really well like a hammer.

I have to stay true to myself.

Positive thinking is the power of the mind.

It was only a matter of time. She would love him before the week was out and it would be gloriously terrible, wonderfully hopeless.

An artist’s job is to captivate… if we stumble into truth, we got lucky.

Our thought is our big enemy, guided by ego that walks on evil path

I'm not like a high intellectual.

Patience is important, and also, if you don't want to do it, don't do it. But if you do, do. That's a general rule in how I live my life.

Speaking from memory, I don't know how many points Nelson Piquet has.

...self-consciousness is a man's worst enemy.

Tuon's eyes snapped open, and despite the dim light, she focused directly on Mat. She saw the knife in his hand, ready to throw. Then she looked over her shoulder.

If you start a conversation with the assumption that you are right or that you must win, obviously it is difficult to talk.