I don't know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn't know how much money I was making.

People are like music, some speak the truth and others are just noise.

Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.

Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.

Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you've met and you're like, 'Yep, I like this one,' and you just do stuff with them.

I'm a nut, but not just a nut.

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.

Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.

The secret is to have a sense of yourself, your real self, your unique self. And not just once in a while, or once a day, but all through the day, the week and life.

Every individual has a place to fill in the world and is important in some respect whether he chooses to be so or not.

Dealing with depression effectively is a mark not of weakness, but of strength.

I was always 'awake'...Some part of me clamoring for NEW insights and NEW ways to make the world a better place.

Psychiatry is to medicine what astrology is to astronomy.

For self is the lord of self, self is the refuge of self; therefore curb thyself as the merchant curbs a good horse.

Look heavenward and speak the word aloud. Peace. We look at our world and speak the word aloud. Peace.

If I heard there was a new show, and the creators were writing about how they met, I would be like, "Pass!"

Action first, mistakes second, lessons third.

God is not what you imagine or what you think you understand. If you understand you have failed.

There's also really no way of knowing what Donald Trump is going to do - he's been sufficiently vague in his policy positions.