I don't know how to ground myself without the other actor present.

When I'm not in a relationship, I shave one leg. That way, when I sleep, it feels like I'm with a woman.

Nice guys finish first. If you don't know that, then you don't know where the finish line is.

I'm very loyal in a relationship. Any relationship. When I go out with my mom, I don't look at other moms and go, "I wonder what her macaroni and cheese tastes like."

My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me.

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I once made love for an hour and fifteen minutes, but it was the night the clocks are set ahead.

I play basketball on Sundays and I'm a very spiritual guy; I read a lot of Eastern philosophy and I meditate.

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

So many books, so little time.

We buy things, not with money, but with our precious life we call time.

Leash the anger on purpose.Unleash it when falling apart.

Always give everything 110 percent. It's the extra 10 percent that everyone remembers.

I hate all that woozy political and psychotherapeutic crap applied to books and art.

Small habits well pursued betimes May reach the dignity of crimes.

I look up to heaven only when I want to sneeze.

There's more to a picture than meets the eye.

All this time, I wasn't hungry for success, I was hungry.

The assumption of being merely individuals is our greatest limitation.