I don't know how to work a room. It's a real skill.

Man who invented the hamburger was smart; man who invented the cheeseburger was a genius.

Man shall not live by bread alone.

I know who I am. And after all these years, there's a victory in that.

The unsaid rule for living in a trailer park is: 'If the door's shut, don't come a-knockin.' But if it's open and you're walkin' by, feel free to say, 'Hello.'

It's a scientific fact that gratitude reciprocates.

The older you get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. You just gotta keep livin’ man, l-i-v-i-n’

Give thanks. Appreciate what you DO have ... the more we give thanks, the more we receive to be thankful for. Gratitude is the gift that always gives back.

Life is not fair, it never was and it is now and it won't ever be. Do not fall into the trap. The entitlement trap, of feeling like you're a victim. You are not.

Sure, I can get a little bit jealous. The good part about jealousy is that it comes from passion. It's also the dangerous part and it's an ugly emotion that hurts.

There's a difference in thinking you are a champion and knowing that you are.

The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but Size.

Ignorance is no excuse-it's the real thing.

Nature is not human-hearted.

What is the poem, after it is written? That is the question. Not where it came from or why.

When I was in high school, I ran hurdles, but I was really short, so I'd barely clear them. I was pretty quick, but I had little legs, so I had to take 50 steps in between each hurdle.

When a chick has a sense of humor, theres nothing more attractive.

Freedom and happiness are won by disregarding things that lie beyond our control.

We could tell Americans everything is okay and nothing is going to happen. The fact is, there is a very real threat.

I cannot approve of your method of operation, you proceed like a bewildered idiot, taking not the least notice of my orders.

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.