I don't know if I don't believe in monogamy. I think I do believe in it depending on the person or situation or something.

I finally understand that it’s okay to be a little afraid of things but that obsessing over them does not mean you have any more control over what you fear.

People said to me, "You know, when you record a special, you're going to regret it. The one thing you'll regret because you're a comic is you'll think of better tags."

I realized I need a certain kind of chemistry and a certain kind of look to be into someone, and like 1 percent of the population has it.

I find it actually the height of romance to legally bind yourself to someone because you're really taking care of someone, and letting them take care of you. I actually have no cynicism about that.

Instead of saving for someone else's college education, I'm currently saving for a luxury retirement community replete with golf carts and handsome young male nurses who love butterscotch.

Sometimes I look [ on trolls on Twitter], but even one ignorant comment can make me go, "Oh god."

I am just really focused in on what I love doing, but I would be a moron to not take some of my natural talent - I'm not saying I'm that talented, but I have enough acting and writing talent to go.

What I found out about myself was I am not someone who doesn't believe in marriage.

I used to make albums because I wasn't touring, and so I thought, "This is the best way for people to find out about me.

Its almost Thanksgiving! A day when you get to hear your extended family use racial slurs for groups are not taking away their jobs.

I know formidable women, dozens of them, women who fight and who win... Noble women. Heroic ones.

Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to.

The typical project design time for a large company like IBM - and they keep track of this - is a little over four years.

If our dreams were more regular, more connected, more stable, they would also have more practical importance for us.

If any religion had a chance of ruling over England, nay Europe within the next hundred years, it could be Islam.

Russia is not our friend.

I think that this stage in my life is really, for a lot of reasons, pretty incredible. Being a solo artist and trying to take these bold steps on my own.

I am nothing, neither a chief nor a soldier.

When I was a child I liked the games of Capablanca, and later I was captivated by Alekhine's play.