I don't know if I'm a medium for some outside source. Whatever it is, frankly, I hope it's not what I think … Satan.

I don't want you to play me a riff that's going to impress Joe Satriani; give me a riff that makes a kid want to go out and buy a guitar and learn to play.

Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most.

I got rabies shots for biting the head off a bat but that's OK - the bat had to get Ozzy shots.

Maybe it's not too late to learn how to love and forget how to hate.

Sometimes I'm scared of being Ozzy Osbourne. But it could have been worse. I could have been Sting.

If you can laugh at your mistakes, it's a good thing.

My son Jack just got out of rehab, he's 17 years old and he got hooked on Oxycontin and I'm just a little pissed off that he never gave me a few.

Hating people isn’t a productive way of living. So what’s the point in hating anyone? There’s enough hate in the world as it is, without me adding to it.

When you’re in love, it’s not just about the messing around in the sack, it’s about how empty you feel when they’re gone.

You've got to believe in yourself, or no one will believe in you. Imagination is like a bird on the wing, flying free for you to use.

Thus like a Captive in an Isle confin'd, Man walks at large, a Pris'ner of the Mind

To nourish a tree you must get to the roots, the same is true if you must uproot it.

He put the x-ray up on the light screen: The tumor was a large white circle in the middle of the picture. It looked like a headlight coming straight at me, full-speed ahead.

I cannot say that the attitude of the United Nations always is for the Israeli attitude. Israel, I think, has been under severe attacks by members of the United Nations many times.

Bing was always hesitant to accept appreciation in any form.

I enjoy the hunt much more than the “good life” after the victory.

Walk by faith! Stop the plague of worry. Relax! Learn to say, "Lord, this is Your battle."

Obamacare is a disaster waiting to explode. If you sit back and let it explode, it's going to be much easier.

I grew up in Arizona and have a lot of buddies that are cowpokes.

Sometimes, political campaigns make decent people act and talk like perfect buffoons.