I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

Bruce [Dern] and I are in this car just for days and days, just talking about life and I could listen to his stories forever.

There's really no wrong way to use a margarita pool.

I'm kind of under the radar. Not a lot of people notice me. Which is surprising, because I'm so sexy. They're probably intimidated by my sexiness and crushability.

When I was a kid watching "The Blues Brothers," I could not think of a better thing than watching 300 cop cars crash into each other.

My life is littered with bad decisions.

PRAY; the word we use, when hope isn't enough. The word we use when faith is all that is left.

I feel like all my faults go into making the person that I am. I like myself as a person. And I think taking any fault away would change who I am as a person.

You can do anything to my food and I'll still eat it.

It takes a certain type of person to register your 'Donkey Kong' score. So I'm just number 29 in registered Donkey Kong scores.

When certain people hear "'SNL' comedy," rightfully so, you expect it to be a certain kind of goofiness.

I choice to think positively.

We all must pay the price to be our genuine selves.

God is able to do what we can’t do.

She is trying to be brave, but no one knows what brave looks like inside this particular moment.

If it doesn't absorb you, if it isn't any fun, don't do it.

If God had meant us to go metric, why did he give Christ twelve apostles?

Whenever two good people argue over principles, they are both right.

God grant to all of us the power and strength to be people of integrity, and the insight and wisdom to avoid being led into the snares of the dishonest.

As a woman, you feel that you shouldnt want to better yourself against others. Ambition has become such an ugly word, hasnt it?

Louis Armstrong, who learned to be in exquisite dress, came from the bottom, and he's not a trash can.