I don't know if he throws a spitball but he sure spits on the ball.

They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away from those who are still undecided.

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

Oldtimers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they're successful.

Gettin' good players is easy. Gettin' 'em to play together is the hard part.

The secret of successful managing is to keep the five guys who hate you away from the four guys who haven't made up their minds.

See that fella over there? He's 20 years old. In 10 years, he's got a chance to be a star. Now that fella over there, he's 20 years old, too. In 10 years he's got a chance to be 30.

When you are younger you get blamed for crimes you never committed and when you're older you begin to get credit for virtues you never possessed. It evens itself out.

He'd (Yogi Berra) fall in a sewer and come up with a gold watch.

Now there's three things you can do in a baseball game: You can win or you can lose or it can rain.

What we can change is our perceptions, which have the effect of changing everything.

I strike fear into you because I am a man?""It isn't funny.""I do not laugh. It is a sad thing, yes, that your husband is a man. A very terrible thing.

Without a best friend to tell stories to, it almost didn't matter if they even happened.

Intelligence is the ability to avoid doing work, yet getting the work done.

If you don't live by the praise of men you won't die by their criticism.

She didn't know how much she'd been hoping that he still loved her, until she felt how much it hurt to realize he didn't.

The creative process is like music which takes root with extraordinary force and rapidity

There is a good principle which created order, light, and man, and an evil principle which created chaos, darkness, and woman.

I don't play games with people's lives like you do.

He that loves the Word and the purity of its precepts cannot turn traitor.