I don't know if there's anything intrinsically funny about Tae Kwon Do.

I grew up doing martial arts, and it's one of these things where I always kind of liked acting, but I was never real serious about it.

I think it's cool when Scorsese will pop up in a movie or something like that. I never want to make a career out of that or anything. I like directing. That's my favorite thing.

Listen to the song of silence to understand the unsung music of the heart.

I keep telling you that feeling is not selective. You can't feel pain, you aren't gonna feel anything else either.

He let out a short laugh. "You sound like Sherlock Holmes. You gonna pull out a magnifying glass? A pipe, maybe?

Though we cannot by our prayers give God any information yet we must by our prayers give him honor.

The two sides of Bernie - that's a quiet weapon that I have.

Don't look for miracles. You yourself are the miracle.

While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.

Yesterday President Obama said, 'We can't continue to treat tax money like monopoly money.' Oh really - how come all those guys on Wall Street got 'get out of jail free' cards?

A lot of the people involved in the media are very serious, honest people, and they will tell you, and I think they are right, that they are not being forced to write anything.

There is nothing so degrading as the constant anxiety about one's means of livelihood.