I don't know if this makes me a bad person or whatever, but it's hard for me to get interested in other people's vacations.

... no matter how nice you are to some people, they'll turn their back on you the second they get the chance.

Because it's our choices that makes us who we are.

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place.

You can't expect everyone to have the same dedication as you.

I'm probably something like 95% chicken nugget

See, when you're a little kid, nobody ever warns you that you've got an expiration date. One day you're hot stuff and the next day you're a dirt sandwich.

So I've started wearing sweatpants to bed because I really don't need Santa seeing me in my underwear.

I labored for eight years thinking that I was writing a book for adults that was a nostalgic look back on childhood. Then my publisher informed me I'd written a children's book.

I'm having a seriously hard time getting used to the fact that summer is over and I have to get out of bed every morning to go to school.

Well, the problem is, it's not easy for me to think of ways to improve myself, because I'm pretty much one of the best people I know.

Greta abides by the reasonable philosophy that there is nothing in the universe more boring than someone else's dreams.

People are so worried about being accepted that it causes them to lose themselves and in turn, lose moments.

Your every positive action in your life will increase your self-esteem and this self-esteem will boost you for more positive action to take you on success

Why do we need time travel? All the answers come down to one. To elude death.

To come up with one great sentence, one needs to serve a life sentence.

I'll tell 'ya how to stay young: Hang around with older people.

Obviously from 12-years-old to 16-years-old, your body changes and that's nothing to be embarrassed about, but boy I was!

Personal weapons are what raised mankind out of the mud, and the rifle is the queen of personal weapons.

There's a deformity in the information that the public in the United Statesis receiving. It's contained in kind of a bubble and one day this bubble will explode.

In hard times of severe crisis if you want to create new jobs, I recommend you to start killing some people. It's the old "topos" of war in time of peace.