I don't know if you heard, but I kind of run this place.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

I know I would crumble if I lost you.

To forgive freely, is what we owe to our enemy; to forget not, is what we owe to ourselves.

God likes a little humor, as is evidence by the fact that he made the monkeys, the parrot -- and some of you people.

In trying to please other people, we find ourselves misdirected toward what lies outside our sphere of influence. In doing so, we lose our hold on our lifes purpose.

Putting a computer in front of a child and expecting it to teach him is like putting a book under his pillow, only more expensive

Not a single, substantial, commercially-successful product had come from an adequately-finded team. They'd always come from the scrounging, scrapping, underfunded teams.

My driving, I've been accused of not being the best, most safest driver.

Abject poverty is demeaning, is an assault on the dignity of those that suffer it. In the end it demeans us all. It makes the freedom of all of us less meaningful.

religion notoriously claims that they invented morality, they didn't. Morality exists in animals, ya know.

The minute you hesitate you are in trouble.