I don’t know man, I didn’t do it.

The human race will begin solving its problems on the day that it ceases taking itself so seriously.

We are not engaged in a complicated joke disguised as a religion. We are engaged in a religion disguised as a complicated joke.

Greyface and his followers took the game of playing at life more seriously than they took life itself and were known even to destroy other living beings whose ways of life differed from their own.

Reality is the original Rorschach.

Bullshit makes the flowers grow and that is beautiful

It is my firm belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs

Symphony of the airmy ear can hearmy only companiona rocking chairsilence is masterwishing you were here.

Maybe the Good Friday story is about how God would rather die than be in our sin-accounting business anymore.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I'd be up for hearing about the one-eyed chick

Let us hope...that a kind Providence will put a speedy end to the acts of God under which we have been laboring.

The projects I'm working on are all diverse, but each represents a different passion for me. I'm constantly looking to stretch myself.

One of the least enjoyable things for me to do is to talk about myself.

Television is very dangerous. Because it repeats and repeats and repeats our disasters, instead of our triumphs.

I really have to dance more often, and so I travel around. If I don't, I will crumble.

I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.

I have learned that one cannot truly know hope unless he has found out how like despair hope is.