I don't know much about being a millionaire but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

Creativity is a wild mind and a disciplined eye.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

Пустинните бурени оцеляват, а пролетното цвете разцъфва и повяхва.

The young man pities his elders, fearing the day he, too, will join their ranks. The elderly man pities the younger generation, well-knowing the trials and tribulations that lie ahead of them.

A man that sleeps all night wastes too much of life.

They're only trees. Only trees. Whose afraid of lonely trees?

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about and that is not being talked about.

It is great wealth to a soul to live frugally with a contented mind.

When I do a political movie, I do a political movie.

All men are idolators, some of fame, others of self-interest, most of pleasure.

Being a bad writer a thousand times first.

There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962.